Learnings from the day

Today was a special day. Some of the same feelings overwhelmed me like they used to in childhood. That feeling of having butterflies in stomach before something important. That feeling of overwhelming regret which comes across when something just doesn't go right and you do not have anyone to blame, not even yourself. Anyway, here are some nuggets of the day in form of some wise cracks from an especially pissed off guy who needs a beer right now, which obviously he can't get his hands on :

1. You obviously think of beer when you are extremely pissed.
2. Not all habits die hard, some just are immortal.
3. Sometimes, when you are screwed - there is a possibility of getting screwed a little further.
4. Sometimes, you cannot tell what/who screwed you.
5. You will forget this soon.
6. It always remains like this - to remind you even if you forget

Can't figure out what is all this? Go be very very upset and grab a beer and read again.

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