My Pug Marks

once upon a time a funny thing happened as the clock struck nine there was a chubby little kid in his home feeling stupid for want of anything better he started writing a letter as it turned out his inner being gave a happy shout coz though he couldn't earn a dime but surely he could rhyme! thus began his journey lustrous soon he became illustrious all people big and sharp came to him for an autograph and he thought what fun as he was an average man's son he wanted to do something and earn more than his dad's farthing thought after day and day and day to which business should his loyalties lay finally he reached a meaningful conclusion when his dud brain was cleared of all confusion he thought he'll write poems that rhyme and for each he'll charge just a dime poems came and poems went tonnes of dimes to his account were sent dime turned into quarter and quarter into dollar till is fame couldn't grow taller last known he was living very happy doing what he was b...