q: daddy, why did we have to attack iraq? a: because they had weapons of mass destruction honey. q: but the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. a: that's because the iraqis were hiding them. q: and that's why we invaded iraq? a: yep. invasions always work better than inspections. q: but after we invaded them, we still didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? a: that's because the weapons are so well hidden. don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election. q: why did iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? a: to use them in a war, silly. q: i'm confused. if they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? a: well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves. q: that doesn't make sense daddy. why woul...
Trotting on, a regal symphony. Mighty yawn, teeth glowering ominously. That aberrated bark, are my Pug Marks!