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Kiss from Liberia!

We all receive phishing mails once in a while, ain't it? War in Brukina Faso - want to shift to India with tonnes of money - have no means to do so, so need your help! Will give you commission!
We'll share 50-50!
Hell, come on - you just help me shift - give me 10% of what is mine.
Ha Ha! It is no doubt fun reading these mails and pressing spam button after that. But recently, I received one which demanded more than just passing attention. Here goes the text from a sweet lady called Jasmine:

Tere,
Hello, how is your day,i pray this letter meet you in good health.
How are you and your day my names are Jasmine Awa i am 24 yrs old
,single,never married young girl, searching for a man who is caring
and loving,i came from Liberia in Africa and i am the only daughter of
Dr Wilson Awa. My late father was the director of 'AWA INDUSTRIAL
COMPANY LIMITED' (AICL) before his death from the war going on in my
country .
It was on one early morning attack from hired assasins, killing my
parents on a cold blood as i am the only one left. I managed to flew
to a near by country Dakar Senegal where we are staying now as a
refugee. I was doing my second year in nursing school before the
incident occured,I saw your mail while I was browsing the internet,and
decided to contact you. I will like to know your likes and dislikes
and what you are doing presently,I believe our future relation can
start from here.have a nice day.
I will tell you more about me with my photo in my next mail.
Awaiting to hear from you, God bless you.
kisses from Jasmine.

hope to hear from you soon.

Awesome! Now, they even want to start a relationship! Seriously phishers, you think this is going to be an attractive proposition? Have you made your B-Plan properly? Why the hell would I want a relationship with a Liberian Girl? No. Thank you. [yes, I have pressed the Spam Button, finally!]


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  1. R. Ramesh28 September, 2009

    gr8 post this buddy...enjoyed reading it..ya...spams do get on our nerves..surprised u had the patience to check this out...how things? stay connected buddy..cheers and best wishes always..

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  2. vision2eyes@gmail.com29 September, 2009

    great blog keep up the good work

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