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Alright people - I am back here!

After neglecting my sweet little blog for quite some time, I couldn't just let it be in the name of work which I in any case procrastinate upon. It hasn't been easy - trust me. A Roller Coaster ride yea, but add to that the dilemma of knowing that somewhere, there is an loose screw on the rails which may or may not fall off when the coaster passes over it. WTF!

Here are the biggest WTF moments that are happening:

1. Surgery in lower back. I mean low low back. Wound is supposed to heal naturally to prevent recurrence. WTF! Why the hell couldn't they stitch it???

2. It got better. Nice. It healed. Very nice. I was happy. I took the bus to the city from my campus. The God-forsaken Sus-Pashan Road [may the builders who stole charcoal from it rot in hell!]. My back could not bear it. Wound resurfaced. WTF!

3. Sem 3. Welcome to the most gruelling curriculum ever. I mean, I know I am in a B-School where we are supposed to slog and study hard, but given a certain ridiculous things happening which I can't really discuss over here - it is hell hard! It has been ages since I have not had a ppt or a case study or an assignment or a test to do the next day! When the hell do we study books? WTF!

4. I take this from Twitter and modify it a bit - If dorks could fly, my class would be an airport! Some of them think they have the smartest pair of asses God has ever given to human beings! Hell no dorks - had that been the case - others' existence simply wouldn't have been necessary. God seriously did not trust you alone with running the world. Use your heads, just in case you have them? WTF!

5. WTF! My blog, despite so much effort and time I took to make it look nice; doesn't look nice. Bricks would be falling soon again. Watch out for the revamped thing!

Phew! That felt nice! :)
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  1. Ire04 August, 2009

    So finally... waiting for one of the smashing poems!

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  2. Supaar04 August, 2009

    I hope you get well soon!

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  3. Ankush Singla04 August, 2009

    You in La-La land???

    Who told you that you were supposed to study books(whatever that is) in a b-school?? You have many "icons" (read teachers) to lead the way for you.....

    Did u not learn anything from ur icon in Mktg Mgmt Sem one??

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