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Now I speak. You Listen.

[Taking the tag from Nikki...]

Ah! Am I glad that we can plagiarize by just writing a line above? Well, yes I am.

It is a nice thing to have this post, I am already ept at this stuff when it comes to talking, now the writing part.[am rubbing my hands together in excitement]

Now I speak. You Listen. And carefully.[ I think stating things again adds weight to it.]
i think i-phone rocks. Whether you have a utility of it or not, is immaterial. I like my office, better than my college atleast.

I admire Rowan Atkinson. He is FUNNY.[Go watch Johnny English.].Shahrukh Khan is the most self-obsessed Bollywood actor I have seen.[And he shows that openly in most of his movies]. Pierce Brosnan rocks in his movies. Water is one of my favourite food. I like to buy costly things, not for show off but the feel that it gives you.

Most people add more shit to this world in the name of religion. I hate it. I loved reading 1984 by Orwell and The Goal by Eliyahu M Goldratt among other books. I hate the idea of Dumbledore being a gay. I want to go to Mecca, Leh, Casablanca, any active volcano in the world, Peru, Tibet, Eastern Europe, Norway [for the Auroras, or as a lovely book's name suggests - The Northern Lights].

I hate taking medicines and I can easily see injection puncture through my skin. Gory movies don't make me feel sick. I would love to hold a lion's cub in my hands. I am also sick of my mobile phone, and it is frustrating to have no money to buy a new one. [Any one wants to donate for the good cause is most welcome!]

I like to be absolutely meticulous with a few things and absolutely awry with a few other. Sarcasm, in my opinion, is one of the best thing that has happened to mankind. I love Dr. Perry Cox in Scrubs.

I hate it that I am adding flab and not exercising. However, I love to jog and play most of the sports. I kind of like history related to wars. I'd rather be a human than being a Hindu, Jew, Sikh, Muslim, Parsi, et al.

Problem with India is that it is run by Indians. Still, I am proud being an Indian. I love to salute the national flag, always did. I think using the National Anthem in the movies is a cheap gimmick and it is painful to stand up when you have gone to enjoy the show, though I always stand up.

I have wanted to be a bus driver, scientist, historian, TV show host, a CEO, an amazing programmer, Paleontologist, actor, F1 engineer, mathametician at various stages of my life.

Most people think I am weirdly different. They are correct.

I do not like to remember the poems I write. I do not write to remember most of the things that are supposed to be remembered.

I also want to continue writing more, but I think this is enough.

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