John Howard: Hey Melanie! how u doin my sweet girl? Melanie: Am cool dad, how bout u? JH: This Haneef business is killing me sweety... M: Awww..my poor old dad, take a look at this u wud luv it! JH: Holy Christ, its the new i phone!!! where did ya get this from? M: Rowan's friend sent it for me..as a compliment from USA. JH: But sweety..this works only in US. Those AT & T people are yet to launch it in Australia... M: No worries dad..I've got a special SIM, that guy has links in AT & T u know ;) JH: Oh yea..cool !!! Who is this guy? M: Oh..some 2nd cousin of Bin Laden... John Howard faints... LATER IN A PRESS MEET...
Trotting on, a regal symphony. Mighty yawn, teeth glowering ominously. That aberrated bark, are my Pug Marks!