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Circle of Life...

Did you finish the homework?
What is that you shirk?

Did you drop the mail?
Aren't you drinking milk - you look so pale?

Did you oversleep?
Why is that you weep?

Did you finish the assignment?
Was that another rule that you bent?

Did you harm that man?
Did you bunk for that Goan sun tan?

Did you get a good GPA?
Your attendance is low, what do you have to say?

Did you watch three movies back to back?
Who will complete that project and create faff?

Did you spend night on phone?
Why do you use such a harsh tone?

Why are you so lax and lazy and slow?
Haven't you got anything better than my brains to mow?

Did you complete the circle of life?
Hold on! I haven't decided what radius to strike!

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  1. Ire11 March, 2009

    Its more like Circle of MBA. Very well written though...

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  2. Unknown17 March, 2009

    last 2 lines bestest of lot

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