John Howard and his daughter...

John Howard: Hey Melanie! how u doin my sweet girl?

Melanie: Am cool dad, how bout u?

JH: This Haneef business is killing me sweety...

M: Awww..my poor old dad, take a look at this u wud luv it!

JH: Holy Christ, its the new i phone!!! where did ya get this from?

M: Rowan's friend sent it for me..as a compliment from USA.

JH: But sweety..this works only in US. Those AT & T people are yet to launch it in Australia...

M: No worries dad..I've got a special SIM, that guy has links in AT & T u know ;)

JH: Oh yea..cool !!! Who is this guy?

M: Oh..some 2nd cousin of Bin Laden...


John Howard faints...


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